We would further like it to be known that we will take no responsibility for disks damaged by armadillo hunting. Besides which, they keep moving out of the way and this can often lead to General Failure paying a visit lo a disk near you. Obviously, we cannoi condone the use of disks for the purpose ufcruelly to armadillos. They did pretty much the same thing with the small bits of plastic except they accessed the small bits of plastic holder (They accessed their floppy drive before typing INSTALL). This caused all manner of things to happen (They typed INSTALL at their CD drive prompt and then followed the on-screen instructions). They then typed more symbols which looked something like this: INSTALL.The symbols they typed first, enabled access to the shiny round thing in the shiny round thing shaped holding device (They typed the letter for their CD drive followed by a colon and pressed Return e.g.they quit any other applications including Windows). They fiddled about with a long thin plastic-thing attached to the big grey box and caused symbols lo appear on a square grey box with a glass front (They got their computer into a fit state to run games i.e.I They placed the shiny round thing in the shiny-round thing shaped holding device which in turn fitted into a big grey box (They put the CD in the CD drive). However, for some reason unknown to the local tribesmen, Westernexplor-ers passing through the area would often use them like this:-CD version That shiny round thing/Those square bits of plastic y ou may have noliccd is/nrc actually (a) South American Armadillo Frisbee(s) used lo determine whether a young suitor is eligible to (uke the princess of the ruling tribe'shand in marriage The objective is to render an adult armadillo unconscious using only three Frisbees and half a coconut from a range of 20 metres. relax."ĭoc: "And I is having this nice new jacket to be giving you as veil." Saving the world, I mean."ĭoc: "I am knowing Ihis great hospit- I mean hotel vere you could go to. Ha ha ha."ĭoc: "I is thinking a nice holiday would be doing you good, ja?" I is seeing lots of people like this everyday of ze veek." Simon: "Thank-god for lhat. I know this all sounds a bit unlikely but-"ĭoc: "Not at all. Vol is you saying (he bad vizard is called?" Simon: "Sordid Look. lisbelievingcverybilofiL" Simon: "Even Ihc bit about the game show host at Ihc end?"ĭoc : "That is vol I is gelling paid for. ![]() ja?~ Simon: "You're not taking me seriously, are you?" Doc:"Ofcourse, of course. Simon: "And I ended up pushing the bad wizard inlo a pool of lava."ĭoc: "Ah yes! And you ts saving everyone. yes." Simon: "And a woman thai changed into a pig." Doc : "And ze pig-soman and cr.Zc Billy goats gruff, a tree vol talked, and some vizards."ĭoc: "Another vizard? So there is two \ izards?"ĭoc: "Of course, ze demons and z.e little green one vot is eating mud." Simon: "And n dragon." Doc "Adragonand, iflread my notes correctly, some talking voodvormT* THE DULL VERSION Rather than launch into a typical once-upon-a-time' story of Simon's previous exploits, we have included an audiotranscripnonof a meeting he had with a psychiatrist shortly after his previous adventure.ĭoc: "Let us just go over zis once more.You vere magically transported-"ĭoc: "Another dimension vere you met ze goblins and dvarfs-" ![]() surprise, wants revenge from beyond the grave. and kills Sordid the evil bad wizard who. Simon is a young boy accidentally transported to a strange land.
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